Episode 31: Fifty Shades of Abuse

The first movie in the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy is about to be released which means the hype is in full swing as is criticism. Ever since the release of the books we’ve heard (and discussed) how Fifty Shades is Abuse. How Fifty Shades doesn’t represent what BDSM and D/s is all about. Let’s talk about the reality of Fifty Shades, how it does represent an abusive relationship but that this is also something that happens in D/s relationships. There are dom/mes like Christian Grey, and this sad reality can’t be ignored. Fifty Shades of Grey doesn’t represent what BDSM normally entails, but it does depict a real perversion of a D/s relationship. (more…)

Episode 27: Why I Love My Job

I don’t have much to say other than I decided to record an episode about the things that make me feel lucky to be a dominatrix. These are stories of lives I’ve helped better and things that just bring a smile to my face.

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Intro music is Ghost 19 by Nine Inch Nails off the album Ghosts I-IV

Episode 23: Contacting a Dominatrix

It’s been awhile, I know! I’m finally back in the saddle with a new episode and episodes should be more frequent for now. This episode is a guide for how to contact a domme. What to do, what not to do, and why you shouldn’t do it. Simple? Not very simple for many people…

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Theme music is Ghosts 19 from the album Ghosts I-IV by Nine Inch Nails.

Episode 3: How to Become a Professional Dominatrix

So you want to be a professional dominatrix eh? This handy-dandy guide will show you how to become one in a snap! I’ll show you what kind of wardrobe you will need, how easy it is to dominate a boy, how much to charge, everything you’ll need to blow away the competition! You’ll be spanking slaves in your Hot Topic finest in no time.

When I first posted this on tumblr ages ago people thought this was serious, so I will add this disclaimer: This is not a serious guide. There is some serious advice at the end, but a podcast cannot teach you how to become a domme. This is a satirical look at how many people try to go about becoming a dominatrix.

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Intro music: Nine Inch Nails: Ghosts 19 from the album Ghosts, under creative commons license.

 

Episode 1: The Banana Boy

In episode one I will be detailing one of my favorite stories, the origin of the banana boy as well as some of his most spectacular failures. The banana boy is an online slave of mine who has served for the majority of the last two years. What is a banana boy? Why is he a banana boy? Which of his hard limits ranked as the stupidest I have ever heard? All of these questions and more will be answered in Episode 1!

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(The audio quality is a bit rough in this episode, I am hoping each episode will improve in terms of audio quality.)

Here is one of the photos Banana Boy was trying to replicate:

Here is my MSPaint interpretation of the photo he sent me. This is more accurate than you would think:

To think I was a decent portrait painter before I became a dominatrix…

To view more of Jade Vixen’s wonderful work, visit her blog.

Intro music: Nine Inch Nails: Ghosts 19 from the album Ghosts, under creative commons license.