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Episode 13: Banana Boy Part 2

  By | January 21, 2013 - 4:42 am |
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I recorded this about two weeks ago and have been debating posting it ever since. This ended up as more of a rant with some funny stories mixed in. If you would like to hear more about Banana Boy’s fuck ups, listen! If you wanted to hear how he was punished by researching landmark Supreme Court cases, listen! If you find pathetic slaves annoying, this might not be the episode for you. Then again, if you don’t like pathetic slaves, why are you listening to this podcast?

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Episode 4: My Favorite Session!

  By | October 7, 2012 - 11:34 pm |
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I was going to do an episode on the worst session I have ever done since it has some weird, funny and somewhat gross parts to it, but it came off way too bitchy. So I switched gears and did an episode on my favorite session ever!

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Originally this session was supposed to be a sissy transformation and maid training session. It turned out very different, and illustrated a few things I feel are important. Why do I try not to script sessions? What should good subs avoid doing? How does a latex bondage ball affect a slave? Can a professional session profoundly change a submissive? All of these answers and more can be found within!

Intro music: Nine Inch Nails: Ghosts 19 from the album Ghosts, under creative commons license.

Episode 3: How to Become a Professional Dominatrix

  By | October 1, 2012 - 8:54 am |
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So you want to be a professional dominatrix eh? This handy-dandy guide will show you how to become one in a snap! I’ll show you what kind of wardrobe you will need, how easy it is to dominate a boy, how much to charge, everything you’ll need to blow away the competition! You’ll be spanking slaves in your Hot Topic finest in no time.

When I first posted this on tumblr ages ago people thought this was serious, so I will add this disclaimer: This is not a serious guide. There is some serious advice at the end, but a podcast cannot teach you how to become a domme. This is a satirical look at how many people try to go about becoming a dominatrix.

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Intro music: Nine Inch Nails: Ghosts 19 from the album Ghosts, under creative commons license.

 

Episode 1: The Banana Boy

  By | September 30, 2012 - 1:36 am |
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In episode one I will be detailing one of my favorite stories, the origin of the banana boy as well as some of his most spectacular failures. The banana boy is an online slave of mine who has served for the majority of the last two years. What is a banana boy? Why is he a banana boy? Which of his hard limits ranked as the stupidest I have ever heard? All of these questions and more will be answered in Episode 1!

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(The audio quality is a bit rough in this episode, I am hoping each episode will improve in terms of audio quality.)

Here is one of the photos Banana Boy was trying to replicate:

Here is my MSPaint interpretation of the photo he sent me. This is more accurate than you would think:

To think I was a decent portrait painter before I became a dominatrix…

To view more of Jade Vixen’s wonderful work, visit her blog.

Intro music: Nine Inch Nails: Ghosts 19 from the album Ghosts, under creative commons license.