Episode 3: How to Become a Professional Dominatrix

So you want to be a professional dominatrix eh? This handy-dandy guide will show you how to become one in a snap! I’ll show you what kind of wardrobe you will need, how easy it is to dominate a boy, how much to charge, everything you’ll need to blow away the competition! You’ll be spanking slaves in your Hot Topic finest in no time.

When I first posted this on tumblr ages ago people thought this was serious, so I will add this disclaimer: This is not a serious guide. There is some serious advice at the end, but a podcast cannot teach you how to become a domme. This is a satirical look at how many people try to go about becoming a dominatrix.

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Intro music: Nine Inch Nails: Ghosts 19 from the album Ghosts, under creative commons license.