WARNING: The topics discussed in this episode are more adult and extreme in nature than normal. If you are grossed out easily, you may want to skip this one! (more…)
I recorded this about two weeks ago and have been debating posting it ever since. This ended up as more of a rant with some funny stories mixed in. If you would like to hear more about Banana Boy’s fuck ups, listen! If you wanted to hear how he was punished by researching landmark Supreme Court cases, listen! If you find pathetic slaves annoying, this might not be the episode for you. Then again, if you don’t like pathetic slaves, why are you listening to this podcast?
In episode one I will be detailing one of my favorite stories, the origin of the banana boy as well as some of his most spectacular failures. The banana boy is an online slave of mine who has served for the majority of the last two years. What is a banana boy? Why is he a banana boy? Which of his hard limits ranked as the stupidest I have ever heard? All of these questions and more will be answered in Episode 1!
(The audio quality is a bit rough in this episode, I am hoping each episode will improve in terms of audio quality.)
Here is one of the photos Banana Boy was trying to replicate:
Here is my MSPaint interpretation of the photo he sent me. This is more accurate than you would think:
To think I was a decent portrait painter before I became a dominatrix…
To view more of Jade Vixen’s wonderful work, visit her blog.
Intro music: Nine Inch Nails: Ghosts 19 from the album Ghosts, under creative commons license.