Episode 15: Mailbag Part 3 BATSHIT INSANITY LAND

I was planning to do an episode on roleplay next, but then I got a series of emails from a submissive on collarme. They started out dumb, but harmless. They proceeded to become the most insane emails I have ever read. Half of me feels like I wasted my time for even giving a courtesy reply that opened the door to this, the other half of me is glad I did. I go step by step in what not to do when contacting a domme and detail just how nuts this guy is. I also dig out a few other emails, and end with the classic “fuck u bitch.”

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Episode 7: Sissies, Sissification and Senators!

Episode 7 of the podcast is now online. I’m taking a quick break from Fifty Shades of Grey, that will return in a few days. Today I’ll be talking about sissies. What are sissies? Well I’ll tell you! I’ll also tell you about three particular sissies with some odd quirks, their moans, groans, slutty outfits and more! One of them even looked like Christopher Dodd. (more…)

Episode 1: The Banana Boy

In episode one I will be detailing one of my favorite stories, the origin of the banana boy as well as some of his most spectacular failures. The banana boy is an online slave of mine who has served for the majority of the last two years. What is a banana boy? Why is he a banana boy? Which of his hard limits ranked as the stupidest I have ever heard? All of these questions and more will be answered in Episode 1!

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(The audio quality is a bit rough in this episode, I am hoping each episode will improve in terms of audio quality.)

Here is one of the photos Banana Boy was trying to replicate:

Here is my MSPaint interpretation of the photo he sent me. This is more accurate than you would think:

To think I was a decent portrait painter before I became a dominatrix…

To view more of Jade Vixen’s wonderful work, visit her blog.

Intro music: Nine Inch Nails: Ghosts 19 from the album Ghosts, under creative commons license.