It’s late and I am easily amused.
Sub: hru
Me: jgtfa
Figure out what that stands for and win big!
Collarme Roulette
Sorry about the lack of updates, I recently replaced my laptop but haven’t dug out the license information for my audio software. It’s difficult to record without that software, to say the least.
I have decided to write more until I fix that. If you have been to Collarme.com you are no doubt aware that it shows you a profile when you visit the site. The profile is the most recent person to visit the site based on your search parameters. This can be a lot of fun if you just have it look for very general things instead of limiting it to finding a specific kind of person. After all, who wants to use social networks for their intended purposes? So I like to pick a category: Dominant Women, Dominant Men, Dominant Trans, Submissive Men, Trans, etc and just seeing what profile pops up. Entertainment often ensues. Tonight “DominaKitten” popped up. The first thing I noticed was her journal entry which called our a number of users for being “fakes.” Usually if you get mad about collarme fakes, you haven’t been doing this for very long.
Then I noticed her photos. The profile photo is pretty generic, but she also has photos of her in tiger body paint. One of these features her in a cage. The worst way to look like a dominant is to post photos of yourself in a cage. So, what is this person looking for on collarme?
Financial Slave: Will provide all income and serve me, in accordance to our contract.
Oh, so they just have to provide all income to you. Really.
Foot Slave: Will provide shoes, as well as manicures and pedicures for Mistress and serve according to contract.
I am starting to sense a theme…
Clothing/Toy Slave: Will provide fetish wear and/or toys for the dungeon and serve according to the contract.
If you read this, wouldn’t you get a bit suspicious? You require slaves to serve for the most part the only thing you can come up with is them giving you money or buying you things. The other duties will simply be in the contract. Granted, they then list all of their fetishes and specialties, but their inability to come up with tasks for three of their categories other than “give me money” really cracked me up. Combine this with complaints about fakes and I’m guessing these positions will remain unfilled.
My profiles aren’t perfect. My photos aren’t either. I can see many flaws in my work, so I try not to openly bash others unless something glaring and hilarious pops up.
Episode 22: Financial Domination Part 2
In today’s episode I delve into my personal philosophy of Financial Domination. In my opinion the reason so many dom/mes fail at financial domination is they don’t know why they are doing it and aren’t honest with their intentions. I normally don’t like discussing too many secrets, but in the end, I don’t think this is much of a secret nor do I think this is a universal philosophy. Perhaps it will let those on both sides of the coin understand why they are into it a bit more and maybe grasp their own philosophy of financial domination. Anything is better than reading more about pay pigs, piggies, human ATMs, wallet rape, etc.
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Opening music is Ghosts 19 by Nine Inch Nails off the album Ghosts I-IV
Episode 21: Latex Part 2: Bondage and Encasement
After another hiatus I am back to talk more about latex! This time I go into some depth about latex bondage and encasement. Why is it so intense to cover someone completely in rubber? What properties does latex have that add to this? Why do I enjoy dominating subs this way? What’s a latex bondage ball like? Listen and find out! (more…)
Episode 20: Miss Rubber World 2013
I wanted to pot this over a week ago but I haven’t been able to track down any new photos! Oh well. Here’s my trip report from the NY Rubber Ball and Miss Rubber World 2013. I was the first runner up and there’s lots of tales of music mishaps, diner dates and rubber rubber rubber! This isn’t an exhaustive review of the event as I saw little of this year’s New York Rubber Ball (except for backstage!) but you’ll hear everything that happened to me over the weekend.
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In the second photo I’m with Angel (who was the 2nd Runner Up) and her sidekick (I am bad with names…)
Theme music: “Ghosts 19″ by Nine Inch Nails off the album Ghosts I-IV
In New York Tonight for the Red Umbrella Diaries!
I’ll be in New York City tonight for the Red Umbrella Diaries! The theme is Seriously Sadistic. If you are interested in seeing me, I might be open to extending my trip, so get in touch.
Episode 19: “I Can Relocate”
Every dom/me hears the phrase “I can relocate” from a would be slave. Whether they are a professional, lifestyle or somewhere in between, everyone gets this. Why do these three words mean the submissive is completely delusional? What do I think when I hear it? This episode covers the underlying reasons why so many submissives on Collarme, Fetlife and elsewhere are so quick to tell you they will uproot just to serve.
Miss Rubber World 2013
This weekend is the New York Rubber Ball site of Miss Rubber World 2013. Last year I entered the Miss Rubber World pageant and was told I placed 4th, but only the top three really placed, so, huzzah? It was a lot of fun and extremely tiring last year, so who am I to pass up the opportunity for lots of fun and a day or two of sleep afterward? (more…)
Episode 18: Roleplay Part 1
Roleplay is a really difficult topic to discuss and even introduce. There’s so many facets to it, I’ve tried and failed once in the past to record an acceptable introduction to roleplay. There’s also so many ways to roleplay and get in character that it is easy to come off as saying my way is the right way. It’s not, it is just the way I find roleplay sessions to work the best for me. So if you are interested in roleplay, how I roleplay and some of the stranger roleplays I have done lately, listen up! (Well, if you are interested in fetish roleplay. This will not help you play Final Fantasy or Dungeons and Dragons.)
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Opening music is Ghosts 19 by Nine Inch Nails off the album Ghosts I-IV.
Episode 17: Latex Part 1
I can’t believe it took this long, here’s Episode 17: Latex Part 1. Finally I introduce my favorite material. Why I love wearing it, why some people won’t bother, all of the pros and cons, the sex appeal and the not so sexy side of latex, I try to cover it in here. If you want to know how it feels to wear latex and why people bother spending so much to look a certain way, there are some answers in this episode. I should also include a correction: In the episode I basically say that few people are specifically a vinyl fetishist. That’s really not true. Compared to leather and latex there are fewer fetishists specifically into vinyl, but they definitely exist.
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Opening music is Ghosts 19 by Nine Inch Nails off the album Ghosts I-IV.