It’s time to open my mailbag and look at all of the email inside! No, this isn’t a listener feedback episode, this is a show where I will look at all of the stupid emails I get! Want to know how often someone says “Can I suck your cock?” or “WANT TO BE A MODEL?” Well, you’ll get an idea if you tune in! These run the gambit from idiotic, to disgusting, to nonsensical, to just plain weird.
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During the episode I promised to post one email in particular, so here it is in full:
hii ms titania hii
im baby dannny 41 in salem mass teased easy still the way i look but im only almost 5’6 144 anywaye so its easyr to be kept in sissy doll dresses for being kept in diaprs and baby pants for being littlesh . everyone sayes im stilll made like peter brady on the brady bunch cause i gave dark hair and eyes so i dont care.. anywaye it would be cool to be friends and im on (email address) if u want. i can be kept in thick diaprs all u wannt too if u sayes so and then im twirled soo easy so im made dizzy to fall down allway.. u can lock ballet sleippers on me to put in a cage so its easyr to watch me/
love,
baby danny
If you can make sense of that, you are are a master linguist.
Opening song is as always by Nine Inch Nails, Ghosts 19 off the album Ghosts and is under the Creative Commons license.