Episode 9: Mailbag Part 2

It is time to dip into the depths of the mailbag a second time! In episode 9 we’ll see just how low the bottom of the barrel can go! What horrors lurk there? You’ll have to listen (and read on) to see! Marvel at ugly faces that want to suck my cock. Recoil in horror at misuse of the shift key! Delight to the worst spelling you have ever seen!

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For supplementary material, first of all let me post the photo a sub sent me with his request to suck my dick (and promise he’d be careful!) This is the kind of mug I look at every day.

Second, here’s the email and the revisions I mentioned:

Greeting Mistres
Am a complete latex fetish kink in need of training from a demanding Mistress. Iave all the most ultimate latex toys that are being wasted awaybecause of not being used.
For example an electronic dog trainer, whch locks on subbies balls. The signalMistress sends can be mild which ndeed commands attention, increasing to 8 levels to the 8th which cannot be denied. Mistres just has to express her desires and they WILL BE fulfilled!!!Completely.
Have complete latex bondage attires like the Hood, Jacket and Back-pack shown in my photo. also numerous total bondage outfits, such as the latex doggie bondage suit, which totally controls subbie, absolutly no way out.
Kindly send me a note, would love to receive some demanding training with the necessary corrections.
Sincerely,

My corrections:

Greeting(s) Mistres(s),

(I a)m a complete latex fetish kink(ster) in need of training from a demanding Mistress. I (space added) (h)ave all the most ultimate latex toys that are being wasted away (space added) because of not being used.
For example an electronic dog trainer, wh(i)ch locks on (the) subbie(‘)s balls. The signal (space added) Mistress sends can be mild which (i)ndeed commands attention, increasing to 8 levels to the 8th which cannot be denied. Mistres(s) just has to express her desires and they WILL BE fulfilled!!! (space added) Completely.
(I) have complete latex bondage attires like the (h)ood, (j)acket and (b)ack-pack shown in my photo. (A)lso numerous total bondage outfits, such as the latex doggie bondage suit, which totally controls (the) subbie, (giving him) absolutly no way out.
Kindly send me a note, (I) would love to receive some demanding training with the necessary corrections.
Sincerely,

I have always enjoyed that a backpack was included in a list of the complete latex bondage attire.

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