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Episode 29: The Old Ladies Time Waster Mailbag

Thu, 30 Oct 2014 19:55:30 +0000

Sorry I’ve been away, the last few months have been completely crazy. Things are back to normal (abnormal?) now so I wanted to make sure I recorded an episode. A couple months ago a really unique timewaster contacted me again and I decided to waste some of his time. I may have mentioned his emails before, but this time I decided to read the full account. Basically he emails dommes under the pretense he wants a custom movie filmed, a fetish video where some old ladies he knows are “kidnapped” and then subjected to all sorts of vile activities. It’s incredibly annoying so I decided to screw with him a bit! The language used is more graphic than normal so if fluids make you queasy you may not want to listen!

http://www.dungeondiaries.com/Episode29.mp3

Theme music: Ghosts 19 off the album Ghosts I-IV by Nine Inch Nails.

Episode 15: Mailbag Part 3 BATSHIT INSANITY LAND

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 23:54:57 +0000

I was planning to do an episode on roleplay next, but then I got a series of emails from a submissive on collarme. They started out dumb, but harmless. They proceeded to become the most insane emails I have ever read. Half of me feels like I wasted my time for even giving a courtesy reply that opened the door to this, the other half of me is glad I did. I go step by step in what not to do when contacting a domme and detail just how nuts this guy is. I also dig out a few other emails, and end with the classic “fuck u bitch.”

This actually clears out my archived emails, so it will be awhile before I do another mailbag. Then again, as a dominatrix I get crazy email pretty regularly, so you never know. It’s just a matter of remembering to save it. I am going to try to get back to some more substantive episodes now, and hopefully an interview or two, so stay tuned!

http://www.dungeondiaries.com/Episode15.mp3

Opening music: Ghosts 19 by Nine Inch Nails, off Ghosts I-IV.

Episode 9: Mailbag Part 2

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 02:20:41 +0000

It is time to dip into the depths of the mailbag a second time! In episode 9 we’ll see just how low the bottom of the barrel can go! What horrors lurk there? You’ll have to listen (and read on) to see! Marvel at ugly faces that want to suck my cock. Recoil in horror at misuse of the shift key! Delight to the worst spelling you have ever seen!

http://www.dungeondiaries.com/Episode9.mp3

For supplementary material, first of all let me post the photo a sub sent me with his request to suck my dick (and promise he’d be careful!) This is the kind of mug I look at every day.

Second, here’s the email and the revisions I mentioned:

Greeting Mistres
Am a complete latex fetish kink in need of training from a demanding Mistress. Iave all the most ultimate latex toys that are being wasted awaybecause of not being used.
For example an electronic dog trainer, whch locks on subbies balls. The signalMistress sends can be mild which ndeed commands attention, increasing to 8 levels to the 8th which cannot be denied. Mistres just has to express her desires and they WILL BE fulfilled!!!Completely.
Have complete latex bondage attires like the Hood, Jacket and Back-pack shown in my photo. also numerous total bondage outfits, such as the latex doggie bondage suit, which totally controls subbie, absolutly no way out.
Kindly send me a note, would love to receive some demanding training with the necessary corrections.
Sincerely,

My corrections:

Greeting(s) Mistres(s),

(I a)m a complete latex fetish kink(ster) in need of training from a demanding Mistress. I (space added) (h)ave all the most ultimate latex toys that are being wasted away (space added) because of not being used.
For example an electronic dog trainer, wh(i)ch locks on (the) subbie(‘)s balls. The signal (space added) Mistress sends can be mild which (i)ndeed commands attention, increasing to 8 levels to the 8th which cannot be denied. Mistres(s) just has to express her desires and they WILL BE fulfilled!!! (space added) Completely.
(I) have complete latex bondage attires like the (h)ood, (j)acket and (b)ack-pack shown in my photo. (A)lso numerous total bondage outfits, such as the latex doggie bondage suit, which totally controls (the) subbie, (giving him) absolutly no way out.
Kindly send me a note, (I) would love to receive some demanding training with the necessary corrections.
Sincerely,

I have always enjoyed that a backpack was included in a list of the complete latex bondage attire.