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Episode 31: Fifty Shades of Abuse

Mon, 09 Feb 2015 22:50:48 +0000

The first movie in the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy is about to be released which means the hype is in full swing as is criticism. Ever since the release of the books we’ve heard (and discussed) how Fifty Shades is Abuse. How Fifty Shades doesn’t represent what BDSM and D/s is all about. Let’s talk about the reality of Fifty Shades, how it does represent an abusive relationship but that this is also something that happens in D/s relationships. There are dom/mes like Christian Grey, and this sad reality can’t be ignored. Fifty Shades of Grey doesn’t represent what BDSM normally entails, but it does depict a real perversion of a D/s relationship.

http://www.dungeondiaries.com/Episode31.mp3

Theme music: Ghosts 19 by Nine Inch Nails off the album Ghosts I-IV

Episode 29: The Old Ladies Time Waster Mailbag

Thu, 30 Oct 2014 19:55:30 +0000

Sorry I’ve been away, the last few months have been completely crazy. Things are back to normal (abnormal?) now so I wanted to make sure I recorded an episode. A couple months ago a really unique timewaster contacted me again and I decided to waste some of his time. I may have mentioned his emails before, but this time I decided to read the full account. Basically he emails dommes under the pretense he wants a custom movie filmed, a fetish video where some old ladies he knows are “kidnapped” and then subjected to all sorts of vile activities. It’s incredibly annoying so I decided to screw with him a bit! The language used is more graphic than normal so if fluids make you queasy you may not want to listen!

http://www.dungeondiaries.com/Episode29.mp3

Theme music: Ghosts 19 off the album Ghosts I-IV by Nine Inch Nails.

Episode 27: Why I Love My Job

Tue, 03 Jun 2014 20:28:35 +0000

I don’t have much to say other than I decided to record an episode about the things that make me feel lucky to be a dominatrix. These are stories of lives I’ve helped better and things that just bring a smile to my face.

http://www.dungeondiaries.com/Episode27.mp3

Intro music is Ghost 19 by Nine Inch Nails off the album Ghosts I-IV

Episode 23: Contacting a Dominatrix

Tue, 26 Nov 2013 22:16:31 +0000

It’s been awhile, I know! I’m finally back in the saddle with a new episode and episodes should be more frequent for now. This episode is a guide for how to contact a domme. What to do, what not to do, and why you shouldn’t do it. Simple? Not very simple for many people…

http://www.dungeondiaries.com/Episode23.mp3

Theme music is Ghosts 19 from the album Ghosts I-IV by Nine Inch Nails.

Episode 3: How to Become a Professional Dominatrix

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 08:54:40 +0000

So you want to be a professional dominatrix eh? This handy-dandy guide will show you how to become one in a snap! I’ll show you what kind of wardrobe you will need, how easy it is to dominate a boy, how much to charge, everything you’ll need to blow away the competition! You’ll be spanking slaves in your Hot Topic finest in no time.

When I first posted this on tumblr ages ago people thought this was serious, so I will add this disclaimer: This is not a serious guide. There is some serious advice at the end, but a podcast cannot teach you how to become a domme. This is a satirical look at how many people try to go about becoming a dominatrix.

http://www.dungeondiaries.com/Episode3.mp3

Intro music: Nine Inch Nails: Ghosts 19 from the album Ghosts, under creative commons license.

Episode 1: The Banana Boy

Sun, 30 Sep 2012 01:36:52 +0000

In episode one I will be detailing one of my favorite stories, the origin of the banana boy as well as some of his most spectacular failures. The banana boy is an online slave of mine who has served for the majority of the last two years. What is a banana boy? Why is he a banana boy? Which of his hard limits ranked as the stupidest I have ever heard? All of these questions and more will be answered in Episode 1!

Episode 1

(The audio quality is a bit rough in this episode, I am hoping each episode will improve in terms of audio quality.)

Here is one of the photos Banana Boy was trying to replicate:

Here is my MSPaint interpretation of the photo he sent me. This is more accurate than you would think:

To think I was a decent portrait painter before I became a dominatrix…

To view more of Jade Vixen’s wonderful work, visit her blog.

Intro music: Nine Inch Nails: Ghosts 19 from the album Ghosts, under creative commons license.