I have decided to write more until I fix that. If you have been to Collarme.com you are no doubt aware that it shows you a profile when you visit the site. The profile is the most recent person to visit the site based on your search parameters. This can be a lot of fun if you just have it look for very general things instead of limiting it to finding a specific kind of person. After all, who wants to use social networks for their intended purposes? So I like to pick a category: Dominant Women, Dominant Men, Dominant Trans, Submissive Men, Trans, etc and just seeing what profile pops up. Entertainment often ensues. Tonight “DominaKitten” popped up. The first thing I noticed was her journal entry which called our a number of users for being “fakes.” Usually if you get mad about collarme fakes, you haven’t been doing this for very long.

Then I noticed her photos. The profile photo is pretty generic, but she also has photos of her in tiger body paint. One of these features her in a cage. The worst way to look like a dominant is to post photos of yourself in a cage. So, what is this person looking for on collarme?

Financial Slave: Will provide all income and serve me, in accordance to our contract.

Oh, so they just have to provide all income to you. Really.

Foot Slave: Will provide shoes, as well as manicures and pedicures for Mistress and serve according to contract.

I am starting to sense a theme…

   Clothing/Toy Slave: Will provide fetish wear and/or toys for the dungeon and serve according to the contract.

If you read this, wouldn’t you get a bit suspicious? You require slaves to serve for the most part the only thing you can come up with is them giving you money or buying you things. The other duties will simply be in the contract. Granted, they then list all of their fetishes and specialties, but their inability to come up with tasks for three of their categories other than “give me money” really cracked me up. Combine this with complaints about fakes and I’m guessing these positions will remain unfilled.

My profiles aren’t perfect. My photos aren’t either. I can see many flaws in my work, so I try not to openly bash others unless something glaring and hilarious pops up.

http://www.dungeondiaries.com/Episode22.mp3

Opening music is Ghosts 19 by Nine Inch Nails off the album Ghosts I-IV

So listen in to Episode 11!

http://www.dungeondiaries.com/Episode11.mp3

In this episode I quote a post on the Real Financial Domination group. Here is the post in full by GoddessLynne on Fetlife. It is entitled “Considering this group is full of fakes, flakes, and morons..”

…I definitely do not belong here.
I attempt to point out an OBVIOUS fake findomme in the group, as in saving the morons from spending money on a FAKE.. and the thread gets deleted?
Well, fuck you too. Enjoy your pathetic excuse for a financial domination group.
I have dealt with Sir_Zaa and his power trips for entirely too long.

That post, and the two profiles cited in this episode are used for the purposes of critique and education.